R.I.P.

One of my favorite pair of jeans (my seven for all mankind) has RIPped right in the crotch :( ...if it was somewhere else I'd mend them, patch them, or gladly turn them into shorts...but NOOOOOO it had to be somewhere where all I can do now is look at them, cause the fabric just wasted away...and it's not like I have a bony ass that could have caused the wear and tear! Anyone have an idea of what I can do with this useless piece of expensive denim now?

R.I.P